ssweaterweather:

i’ve been wearing the same bra for like days this shouldn’t be happening

wizcoylifa:

kreayshawn, im having pancakes can i please have some syrup? why do you need all the syrup anyway?

puppiedog:

im eating a cracker and i had to cough so i coughed but i didnt cover my mouth and now theres cracker all over my everything

Puppiedog shares a story

puppiedog:

im eating a cracker and i had to cough so i coughed but i didnt cover my mouth and now theres cracker all over my everything

typhlosion:

when ppl steal ur text posts

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

joshfranchexmix:

who still types www. into the address bar this isn’t the 90s

teapayne:

I googled “snakes wearing hats” and…

sexy-fail:

these are fucking worse than crocs

thechildrensplace:

i’m not sixteen

i’m sexteen;)

methlabrador:

swank ass butterfly earrings

methlabrador:

swank ass butterfly earrings